A Concoction of Smells, Sights,and Sounds

So...thought everyone needs to know about where I work. My office is right between the Office Kitchen and the restroom, hince the title of this post, A Concoction of Smells. It's really pretty humerous, once you get over the fact that people are using the bathroom 10 ft. from you. From about 11:00 to about 1:00, it smells to die for in my office. Any other time, it smells like something may have died in my office. Getting away from the smell for a minute, let me tell you real quick about the bathroom. It's a single stall bathroom, with a no soundproof door. I can hear everything that goes on in there. It's really pretty disgusting if you think to hard about it. I see people walk in front of my office...I see when the walk back...There's no getting around me...I know exactly what you're doing when you walk by my office...and secretly...I time everyone. If your stomach hurts...you can try to be quiet..but I still hear you...the sound reverberates out the bathroom and directly into my office. People get done..then come stand at my door and try to carry on a conversation...I'm like...DUDE, for real? How can you carry on a significant conversation with someone after you've just heard everything they did. I mean really. Anways..thought this was kinda funny...It just happened, that's why I'm writing about it.